Friday, January 18, 2013

Poem for the Day - Serial Lover

They were all the same
Tall and Fair
Skinny and Dumb

His first was at Grade school
She’s now a model

His second was at Senior High
She’s now an actress

His third was at College
She’s now an air hostess

The fourth was at his first job
She’s now a dancer

The fifth was at his family reunion
She’s now a reality showgirl

The sixth was at Christmas in Vegas
She’s now a stripper

The seventh was at ski
She’s now a TV star

The eighth was at his second job
She’s now on magazine covers

The ninth was at Church
She’s now very famous

The tenth I hope will be me
So I diet and act stupid
That this serial lover
I have always wanted from childhood
Will be mine someday.